The Rantings of a Lunatic...

AH!! ZOMBIES!! Well…. no not really….

*My article for Dogmatic Magazine & Lost Anarchy Magazine*

AH!! ZOMBIES!! Well…. no not really….

Admit it

If you’re a horror fan, fellow geek & a lover of George Romero’s dead series, Lucio Fulci.’s ZOMBIE films or the  return of the living dead series ( for the record, I only acknowledge ROTLD 1-3, 4 & 5 were just….terrible…) , then a part of you kinda wishes the “zombie apocalypse” would actually happen. & recent news reports shows a lot of people feel that way..

Obviously you heard about the guy inFloridawho ate the homeless man’s face. But after that story came out, all of a sudden we’re getting a plethora of cannibal/ psychotic type stories ( which is influencing some stories & possible comic I’m working on) ,  like the homeless lady that tried to eat a woman’s baby’s arm, the guy that cut out his intestines & threw them at the police, the MMA fighter that cut out his training partners heart etc.. every time these stories are reposted on the internet, there are zombie comments made. & while a lot of zombie movies start out this way, all these stories share two things in common, & no it’s not Trioxin 245 . it’s drugs & of course, good old fashioned insanity…

Apparently Mr. face eater was doing something called “Bath salts” which basically has all the worse attributes of meth, cocaine & PCP, worst part is it was actual LEGAL for a while since it was being marketed as bath salts & apparently sold in convenience stores. There have been other cases of people who did the bath salts & also had psychotic behavior, even a friend of mines knew of some people who did them, went crazy & eventually died…for instance:  there was a guy that climbed a flagpole & jumped into traffic.

PCP,  well…read this: “…PCP’s effects are unpredictable. Typically, they are felt within minutes of ingestion and last for several hours. Some users report feeling the drug’s effects for days. One drug-taking episode may produce feelings of detachment from reality, including distortions of space, time, and body image; another may produce hallucinations, panic, and fear. Some users report feelings of invulnerability and exaggerated strength. PCP users may become severely disoriented, violent, or suicidal….”   (from the national Institute on drug abuse),

Basically, it could make you something similar to a “Zombie” in a sense.. You could stab them & they wouldn’t feel it.

& you want to see possible real zombies? Have you seen hardcore crack or heroin addicts? How they act high, how they act sober? The fact that they will do anything for that hit?

Then take into account Mental illness. Not just basic, voices in your head or manic depression, etc. I mean borderline psychotic mental illness. Now mix that in with drugs & there you go!   I have an ex, she was already mentally ill, Bipolar then mix that with HEAVY meth use , every time she came down it was a nightmare… screaming, smashing everything in sight, cutting, running into on coming traffic, violence. Yea, she was a handful

But ok, lets say the zombie thing is possible, technically it is really if you think about it.. if anything would cause it would be  drugs like PCP & bath salts mixed with Bipolar or psychotic behavior.. you would have a inebriated, violent, psychotic that can feel no pain …

Basically, as much as some of us want a zombie apocalypse, the one we would actually get wouldn’t be the slow mindless, Romero zombies or your classic zombies. Oh no…what we will get is more like the Rage infected in the 28 days later movie… yea that’s fun..

So yea, there are chemicals involved, & zombies are possible. just not the kind you think or hope for so..

Be careful what you wish for!! 

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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God bless drag queens.

remember kids: don’t talk shit about drag queens..they may save your life…

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